this mornings conversation

Bailee was reading to me in the car and this is what happened:
Bailee: Mommy, they are going to write the Arther in this book.
Me: Yes, I think it is AUthor... not Arther.
Bailee: I think we say ARTHER at our school.
Me: They must be saying AUthor. Hear a difference?
Bailee: Yes!
Me: and what is an author, Bailee?
Bailee: Someone who writes books.
Me: Good job!
Leah: and an AUthor is somefing you take to chapel to give to other people who need stuff.
Me: What?
Leah: an Authoring... like money or food or stuff for chapel.
Me: That's an Offering!
Bailee: Oh brother! This is confusing

Yep....